Portland Bicycle Transportation Alliance

  • Because soaring down SE Lincoln at 30 MPH in a car is boring
    • Because barreling down SE Lincoln at 30 MPH in a hybrid and hitting a patch of loose gravel is boring
  • Makes your calves look amazing in skinny jeans
  • Wedging the inner-thigh-gap between trucker-seat and #InstaFame
  • Because filling my tires with air is cheaper than filling your tank with 87 octane
  • Sitting in gridlock: That’s not adrenaline or anger. That’s your body telling you you’re about to faint from inhaling exhaust fumes.
  • Because driving through a pile of leaves with outstretched legs is illegal
  • If you drive to work naked on “Ride to Work Day,” no one will ever know
Bicycle Transportation Alliance