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- Because soaring down SE Lincoln at 30 MPH in a car is boring
- Because barreling down SE Lincoln at 30 MPH in a hybrid and hitting a patch of loose gravel is boring
- Makes your calves look amazing in skinny jeans
- Wedging the inner-thigh-gap between trucker-seat and #InstaFame
- Because filling my tires with air is cheaper than filling your tank with 87 octane
- Sitting in gridlock: That’s not adrenaline or anger. That’s your body telling you you’re about to faint from inhaling exhaust fumes.
- Because driving through a pile of leaves with outstretched legs is illegal
- If you drive to work naked on “Ride to Work Day,” no one will ever know
Bicycle Transportation Alliance
|| Benjamin Green ||