Portland Beer Club

  • Beer: The logical progression between coffee and sleep
  • Beer: Because not everything on a first online date needs to be awkward
  • Beer: It keeps you warm in the winter and costs less than renewable energy
  • Beer: Because getting up to pee eight times in the night is good exercise
  • Beer: The natural lubricant for an effective work-life balance
  • Beer: Better than an umbrella on a rainy night